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13 of 14 found the following review helpful:
 Not Actually Meant for Real EmergenciesDec 02, 2011
By Dr. Bojan Tunguz
Even though I can envision many uncomfortable life situations when a pair of extra emergency underwear would come in handy, I don't recommend this little piece of apparel as an adequate solution. This is indeed a real pair of underwear, and it's stuffed in such a small package that you could almost put it in your wallet. The underwear is very flimsy though, and would not be of much real-world use. As a gag-gift, though, this item is priceless. This is exactly the purpose for which I bought it and it worked as a charm. It elicited a good dose of heartfelt laughter.
270 of 350 found the following review helpful:
 Emergency Underpants Is My Best FriendDec 24, 2010
By P. Spaceman
I cannot sing the praises of Emergency Underpants enough. These have quite literally saved my life on many an occasion, and I owe everything I have to them. It all started late 2002, as I had just gotten home from a long day of slaving away at my job. I had passed out cold on the couch, when the oven I had forgotten to turn off earlier suddenly filled the house with deadly gas! Luckily, I had a packet of Emergency Underpants in my pocket. The brave underpants dragged me from my home, my 2 cats, and even called 911 for help. But that's not all! On many separate occasions, Emergency Underpants have:
- Performed CPR on my mother
- Saved a school of orphans after their boat sank
- Rescued 235 stray dogs
- Brought my dead grandmother back to life for Christmas
- Single-handedly stopped a 5-alarm apartment fire using only 1 gallon of Tuscan Milk
- Saved the life of at least 3 Presidents from yacht accidents/pretzel mishaps
Need I say more?
Buy at least 45 packs of Emergency Underpants at once. You will never regret them, Trust Me!
64 of 83 found the following review helpful:
Wear them to your next emergency!Dec 19, 2010
By Timothy Poteet
"Timboliah Pants on Fiyah"
As a rookie Emergency Medical Technician (EMT) I encounter my fair share of 'emergencies.' (Duh! The word "Emergency" is in my job title.)
During my first gear inspection, the Lieutenant asked me if I was wearing what he referred to as 'standard issue' emergency underpants under my uniform. I admitted that I was unaware of the requirement having only briefly skimmed the handbook the night before. He reached into his briefcase and pulled out several packets of these Emergency Underpants. Handing them to me, he instructed that prior to going on any calls, I was to put these on. All of my more senior peers nodded in agreement and acted like I was a bit dim witted for not knowing about them.
Pros: They keep the 'beans and the frank' from getting caught in the zipper at least, which is pretty much all
I ask out of my underbritches. Presumably they somehow help deal with emergencies.
Cons: They crinkle when I walk. They tend to ride up and give me a wedgie, and they have caused alot of chafing
in areas that I prefer remain unchafed.
As an interesting side note, I have found that in addition to emergencies, they'll provide all of the features listed above in grave situations, serious conditions, and even matters of mild concern.
Wear them in good health. And consider buying some Desitin cream to go with them.
2 of 2 found the following review helpful:
Gag GiftAug 29, 2011
By Jane
I bought this for my dad for his birthday. It gave my whole family a good laugh. If you are looking for more quality underpants, I do not recommend it. The underpants are close to being see through.. but that wasn't an issue for me.
4 of 5 found the following review helpful:
great gag gift or stocking stufferMar 09, 2011
By morganbaby
great gift for the running joke of someone "pooping their pants." gave it to someone in their stocking. great laugh, don't think they've had to use it yet...
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